Welcome to Montauk Summer House
Spotted: Two dozen overworked, chronically sleep-deprived city dwellers—and Chase Parker—fleeing their responsibilities for a weekend of “relaxation” in the Hamptons. Because nothing says self-care like blowing your paycheck on motel rooms and watching Carson blow his chance at getting any girl, boy, or they/them’s number.
Will this be the picture-perfect getaway Gia pretends it is on Instagram? Or will it devolve into passive-aggressive Venmo requests, Owen and Vasilis spending the majority of their time on their computers, and at least twelve dramatic “I’m never drinking again” speeches?
So grab your best linen, bring the energy (no Kennedy, not that kind of energy) and prepare for a weekend of chaos, cocktails, and Daniel turning off his location and Irish-exiting to who knows fucking where.
XOXO
first things first…
secure your spot with payment.
PAYMENT 1: $289
DUE MAY 1, 2025
PAYMENT 2: $289
DUE JULY 1, 2025
K you’re in…. now join the group text here 🤤
☟ roll call ☟ roll call ☟ roll call ☟ roll call ☟ roll call ☟
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ROOM 1
Madi, Gia, Maika,
Owen, Scottie, Grayson -
ROOM 2
MK, Kristen,
Kennedy, AC -
ROOM 3
Roshni, Andres,
Matt, Marlee -
ROOM 4
Daniel, Josh,
Chase, Patrick -
ROOM 5
Carson, Vasilis,
Wade
go all the way East babe…
BREAKERS MONTAUK
769 Old Montauk Hwy
Montauk, NY 11954
OPTION 1: TRAIN
Take the MTA and transfer to the LIRR at Penn (like a normie). Go alllll the way east to Montauk station (make sure you watch for transfers, sometimes it’s direct, sometimes it’s not).
OPTION 3: JITNEY
Ah - where Dan Humphrey and Serena VDW ate 🍓s and had (hot?) bus bathroom sex (straight boys just look it up). I promise it won’t be that glamorous - book tickets here.
OPTION 3: DRIVE
Okay we get it … you’re a local. The address is above - meet you there (bitches).
click me for map!
